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Monday 26 September 2016

TSUNAMI


“Cheer up, things might get …………”


That’s the slogan of our boss back at work. Every time he utters those words, something is usually cooking. I usually never know how the line should end but most colleagues usually say they might get ‘worse’. On the other hand, I usually think they might get ‘better’. In the sense that I try to see an opportunity even when all seem to be gloomy and circumstances suggesting that the worse times are more than imminent.


The banking industry has undergone a radical shift in the way has been operating in the recent past. There is a Kenyan mentality of living in denial because we are used to situations remaining the same. We never want to accept change. When they come, they sometimes catch us unawares because the imminent impact is not taken into consideration. That means there are causalities who sack is at the mercy of the human resource.


Allow me to allude to the possible crisis that was envisioned during the Brexit. At that time, I was busy preparing for my exams and because I had got tired of perusal, I decided to pour over some gen on investments online to buffer the academic knowledge than I was gaining through ebooks. I noticed a plebiscite that was to take place in Britain, it was to be held in few months. It was still hot news and I shared the same tidings on my LinkedIn profile.


The reason why I shared the information was because I was among the doubting Thomas’s as to the possibility of Britain exiting the European Union. Given that I love statistics, I closely followed the survey and it was a close to call poll. Those for an exit took the day. However, as opposed to us Kenyans where we never look at the financial impact of a move we make, the World was prepared for either scenario with most thinking the status quo would prevail.


I remember reading an article where retired analysts were recalled from their superannuation or wherever they were secluded in to go aid in containing the debilitating effects of a possible rundown in the financial markets. Let me surmise on this because I have shaky facts from the internet. The London market is the largest when it comes to forex. It accounts for more than twenty present of the same in the world. Given that the pound is the strongest currency in the whole world, there was going to be devastating rippling effects which needed to be monitored lest the world succumbs to a financial crisis only reminiscent to the 2008 meltdown.


In the long run, the Brexit being a world changer, the situation that was delicate was able to be ameliorated by mitigating the effects which would have led to a crisis.


The scenario is almost similar to the Kenyan case of interest rates being capped (in economics, it’s called ceiling). Previous attempts to cap interest rates flopped because of reasons that can be presumed to be economic in the sense that there will always be imbalances between the quantity demanded and the quantity supplied when there is an interest rate ceiling. Then net effect is that productivity will be affected because the loan book of most banks has been nonperforming which has led to a scenario where standing orders are not accepted anymore. Banks only allow for a check off system between the bank and the employer where they do not have to undergo the torture of finding no money in an individual’s bank account who owe them given that some people may forfeit their obligations by withdrawing all the income from their account rendering the standing orders void.


There is also the brown paper argument that as long as the legislators are culpable to easily being oiled, they could easily be bank rolled by some banks not to pass the bill and ensure the status quo prevails.


Hitherto, there were staff who were thinking that the president would not accent to the Banking Bill because he has interests in the banking sector. The day he signed the bill, he aided in bringing the country at par with what was witnessed in the developed world long ago because interest rates have a ceiling to reduce on banks turning to being shylocks literally. I had initially thought that banks were prepared for the imminent repercussions. On the contrary they were caught unawares.


It is at this point that they have returned back to the boardroom to strategize on how to reduce on some products and gain on some. As for the bank I work for, there was an imminent tsunami that came in the sense that the parent company was going to walk away. That was devastating but what is now irking is the fact that some heads have to roll. It may start with this blogger who was intending to use the avenue to further his people skills and possibly add onto the experience of working for a multinational company.


I remember watching how the staff who worked for Lehman Brothers were exciting from their trading and various offices after the bank went under after the recent financial meltdown that turned into a boon for the investment banks that remained in the industry on ‘The Big Short’. That’s how some of us will be at the end of the month given that resizing is a must. It has come to us on the pretext of change. We have to accept it whether we like it or not. Those who fail to change will be like the once juggernaut of the computer world, HP. It has been struggling for the last part of the decade with dwindling sales and probable capital flight because of the business as usual mentality.


For quite some time, banks have always been very conservative. They have been making profits which looked farfetched because you need to ensure you act is right to attract investors who want a share through dividends, failure of which they will shift base to industries that have a performing balance sheet.


There is this theory in economics that the higher the demand the higher the price will be. That’s from an investment perspective. However, the theory of demand and supply states that the lower the price the higher the demand. Given that most people end up mimicking the behaviours of top investors in the country in which they are in, the result is either herding or information cascade.


Anyway, I love investments. I also love it when you have a basis for making a decision which should be forecasted whether or not the result will be favouring or impeding the strides achieved. As a matter of fact, it should be prudent to have analysts who will look at various scenarios to advice accordingly on the way forward before a given scenario comes into force.


As for the banks, they should have projected this very early on. There are people who are paid to idle around checking mails and attending meetings to strategize without using serious statistical data. Already, the shares of various banks are plummeting and they will continue doing so for the next couple of days before the situation turns alluring again. Which reminds me that there are contrarian investors who will reap big once the banks have put their act together.


I presume that in the event banks in Kenya had done exactly what the big banks in the world had done on the days preceding the enactment of the Banking Bill into law as the big banks had done by monitoring the situation day and night without rest during Brexit, the net effect would have been manageable. Some risks would have been reduced and mitigation measures taken in the short term to ensure the situation does not deteriorate like it has done almost going to the dogs.


What’s petrifying is the fact that there are some employees in the banking sector whose lives will never be the same again. Just when the sector had picked up and they were enjoying the fruits is when they have to face the axe. It’s worse for those who were raking in millions and had no alternative source of income. Such individuals may have taken mortgages, bought fuel guzzlers, registered to be members of posh clubs where they pay an arm and leg to sustain the status quo, some may have even taken their tots to the best international schools in the country where the curriculum is Bri’sh as a show of might. 


I guess the individual whose fate hangs on the balance is my immediate boss. Being the guy in charge of individuals who were doing credit cards only, it looks like the scenario will be grim before it turns attractive in the short term. I must say that I was among the few guys who got the privilege of being feted by him for having made sales before the card business was discontinued until further notice. Just like the others in the business, he does not know his fate. I remember listening to his pastime and felt like working for the bank for some time to get to a better position that comes with perks before I roll my sleeves and call it a day.


Like the guy is a member of a golf club, occasionally goes for exotic holidays, loves outdoor activity every weekend, raves during the weekdays in various high end clubs in town and still never realizes that it is payday. As opposed to him, I easily monitor the days because by midmonth, I am usually so beat up financially that I cannot easily cough a K for other obligations without feeling a pinch. He is even planning of going for the Malindi skydive yet he is barely 40. That’s kind of enviable especially when you are doing it with your own bucks.


As I wait for my fate which again is at a limbo, I am awed at the much I have learnt for the little while I have been working with many people in one room, though I will miss them. There are those who tell you stories they have gone through you feel like they would pen the same down and give it to you to update on your blog because they encourage and you realize you have yet to go through the worst scenarios.


Like a very sweet colleague told me of how she was able to get a first class yet there was a time her child broke her leg after landing from two floors while she was revising for exams. It was almost the same period she had delivered her last baby and had to go for exams, pick her tot after exams to go and take care of her other baby in the hospital who had broken a leg. Yet she still scored straight A’s during that semester which is not a mean feat while undergoing all that frustration and stress.


There is also this colleague who was seduced by a certain lady neighbour who was HIV positive in the ‘ploti’ they lived but since he was aware of her status after stumbling upon a note book where she had written about how her travail with the virus, he decided not to be amorous by putting his family also at risk. The lady had gone to his room with a night dress while his wife had gone to shags in hope that she would lure him but God has a way of protecting his people.


What encouraged me the most is a colleague I sit next to who told me that we are not going to be exiting but continuing with our jobs. She narrated a certain anecdote of a certain lady who dreamt that she will be eating the ripe fruits with her husband who was due for promotion. The promotion came with training in the forest where his life was not going to be guaranteed given it was always a risky venture as his hubby was a cop. The husband never went to the forest and was instead attached within the training institution at a senior level and they moved to a sole house where there was an avocado tree and they would sit down and relish when he was free from the daily hustle. It’s these kind of miracles that makes us strong


That’s life, whether or not I will be exciting from the scene, there is so much I have learnt. Obviously, even if I stay, it will never be the same again. I will have to reorganize myself before the ax comes calling. Given that this will be another long stretch; I am upbeat that I will still come out strong. Life in itself is a risk; the risk starts at conception. So as I mull over what waits yours truly, allow me to end with my signature phrase.


Hasta La Vista Baby.


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