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Obviously
you are wondering why I will use loaned money to play. Practically, I have no
money of my own. I am a lazy bone. I love freebies. So I have no margin to seize a probable get rich quick gamble. Since getting a job has
been quite a tussle on my side. And here is why. I have contemplated going for mjengo,
or car washing. But the moment I think about the same, I usually feel debased
and weary. But I need money. Money to print a CV and a cover letter. I don’t believe
in employment bureaus because they take money away from me. I also need money
to photocopy my certificates. And some money to drop the relevant documents to
the places I am interested in jump-starting a career in. Sadly it would be
gloomy for me if a prospective employer heard I am into gambling. But I have a
ready answer.
The
other problem is that I don’t feel like working for any firm at the moment. I
do not have the acumen to engage in a business and lastly, I am impatient because
taking an initiative has been dreary. I have been impatient for quite a long
time. Years are passing and my status has not ameliorated yet am tormenting myself
undergoing mental drudgery all in the name of getting an education. Will I quit
the quest? No. Notwithstanding that I am still stuck in a rut. I think that
this revelation is worthy for a guy who wants to venture in a career of
gambling.
As
such, I am on a mission to be inducted into the career of gambling. But
first, I have to finish my studies. Gambling will start once I have completed
my studies which is less than a month’s time. I hope that gambling will sustain
my rent, help me go places and find new interests.
Why
gambling you may ask? Everything you do in life has a reason. I want to make
easy and quick money. There are times I will lose, there are times I will gain.
And there are times I will cry. Plus the process only involves sitting and
looking at previous results, analyzing and making projections. I think am smart
enough given that I know about permutations and combinations and probability
and Venn diagrams and stochastic processes. I wish I could be able to perform
simulations that are devoid of regrets, like Monte Carlo, huh. Anyway, those
are just wishes.
You
have heard naysayers with their malevolent insinuations degrade betting. They
have their own reason why they spite what is ethically right given that the
government gets taxes, people are employed through the betting institutions,
the few lucky fellows smile all the way to the bank and people who sure bet
with positive results are able to meet their short term deficits. Forget about
match fixers.
On
the flip-side, we have seen guys who have hanged themselves, having lost their
money which is also comparable to banking your money given the high volatility
with which many banks are being liquidated and finances lost. There is also the
ominous effects of addiction. Which I am sure will make me captive betrothed in it
once I start betting.
But
who cares, man must survive. If this is not right ethically, then it should not have be instituted and sanctioned in the first place. So like any fellow who needs
petty cash for survival, after am through with my exam, trust you me, gambling
is the way to go.
PS: Monte Carlo fallacy is a posh name as opposed to gambling. It makes it look like some nerdy engagement though the photo discredits the whole ideology of this procedure first used out during nuclear probabilistic trials.
Hasta
La Vista Baby.
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[Photo Source: Google Images]
